Hello. My name is Bill the turkey. I am eleven years old. There’s only 7 days left til Thanksgiving and I am very nervous. I live on a farm in Colorado.
I am trying to come up with a plan to escape this horrible farm. I think I can disguise myself as a horse. The farmer always rides on a horse around the farm each day. If he rides on me, I can escape! I think this might just work. Wait. I see the farmer coming. He’s coming towards me. My plan is going to work! Now he is getting on me. Wait, I don’t know if I can - SPLAT! He just flattened me! Oh no! Now is my time to run! I ran out of the barn and kept going straight! The farmer is chasing me! He chased me all the way to the space station. I quickly jumped on a spaceship and launched it to the moon! That was close!
I am finally free! My plan may not have worked, but I am free! I am going to drive the spaceship backdown to a beach in Miami. After that, I’ll just lay down on the sand and relax. Who is this man saying I could relax better if I got in his oven? It looks like a sauna. I’ll give it a whirl! He was right. It feels like a hot tub. It is so relaxing. Now, I’m done relaxing in the oven. I hear a sound that sounds like a chop noise. What is going on? Awww! It’s too late. I am toast! Never, never trust a stranger who offers you a sauna!» read more